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I recently learned of a conspiracy theory alleging President Biden planned to take beef away from Americans. It made me laugh. I hope the resulting micro-satire makes you laugh, too.

Deep Freeze

His sinewy forearm crushed my throat. A scorpion handled switchblade hovered over my sacral chakra. Dark blue eyes bore into mine, now blurry with tears.

"We...share...a..birthday..." I manage to croak.