Apr 27, 2021
I recently learned of a conspiracy theory alleging President Biden planned to take beef away from Americans. It made me laugh. I hope the resulting micro-satire makes you laugh, too.
Deep Freeze
His sinewy forearm crushed my throat. A scorpion handled switchblade hovered over my sacral chakra. Dark blue eyes bore into mine, now blurry with tears.
"We...share...a..birthday..." I manage to croak.